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    EPYON
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    King of the Hill

    Post by EPYON on Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:08 am

    I'm king of the hill anyone who try's to kick me off.... will have their posts deleted lol



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    Trazyn

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    Re: King of the Hill

    Post by Trazyn on Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:53 am

    You are king no longer! Now we just need a counting thread haha
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    EPYON
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    Re: King of the Hill

    Post by EPYON on Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:46 pm

    *stumbles off to secret lab and develops a teleportation ray*
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    *Zaps hill and moves it from under Trazyn*
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    *releases badgers to guard the hill and takes a spam shower*

    Victory is mine mwhahaha. Oh the counting thread, nostalgia. I was looking back on one of my old alliance threads yesterday I'm not sure I can spam like I used to.


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    Re: King of the Hill

    Post by Trazyn on Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:18 am

    Haha, you'll get there!

    *builds a bigger, better hill next to Epy*

    You know what they say about people with small hills...
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    EPYON
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    Re: King of the Hill

    Post by EPYON on Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:32 am

    hmmm.... *ponders for some time*... scratch

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    *teleports away*

    *Passes a brown envelope to a safety inspector and has Trazyn's hill declared unsafe and torn down*

    *JCB arrives and pushes over the rubble of Trazyn's hill to add to the glory of Epyon's hill* lol!


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    Re: King of the Hill

    Post by Trazyn on Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:52 am

    *says very nasty thing to the stupid hill inspector*

    *tunnels under Epy's hill turning it into a hole, stand on small mound*

    Nothing like old fashioned diggin Wink
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    Re: King of the Hill

    Post by EPYON on Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:04 am

    **Throws jam down the hole at Trazyn**

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    Bring forth the beast!!!

    **A group of minions bring forward a giant cage covered in an old brown sheet**

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    *Snarling comes from within, the cage shakes violently and the minions run away screaming*

    **Epyon shouts down the Tunnel** THIS WILL CLEAN YOU OUT!!  Evil or Very Mad

    **Epyon pulls back the sheet to reveal............a bunny**

    Don't let its looks deceive you this is a foul beast

    **Unlocks the cage and drops the rabbit down the hole**

    **total silence***

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    **A splat is heard**

    Right....well the hole is a bit deeper than I thought  Shocked


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